Thursday, January 25, 2007

Women Aren't the Only Ones With PMS..

In this blog I feel it's necessary to comment on what I have aptly named the "Circle of Bitch" (CoB), also known as the "Gay Man's Rage". This amazing phenomena has the power to reduce entire groups of friends to walk on eggshells when the CoB is present. The mere mention of the CoB causes some people to shudder in fear, but I'm definately not one of those people. I also think it's important to mention that this in no way makes me love you any less, it's just something that has gone on way to long and needs to stop. ASAP. In my honest opinion, this bastardized male version of PMS has gone on long enough. I'm sick and tired of counting the weeks until it's my turn to be subjected to these childlike conniptions. And when you confront it head on, asking what's wrong all you get in return is "Don't talk to me." Well that's helpful, half the time no one even knows why they are being subjected to this lunacy, so there is really no way that we can try and solve it. I'm not saying I'm perfect either, when it comes to mood swings I'm the queen. But, when my PMS comes around, I don't take it out on one person and try to make them feel like shit, and I certainly don't get the perverse pleasure that you seem to out of berating your friends over no good reason. My suggestion? Communication. For God's sake just talk about it, if something is really bothering you enough to resemble a "Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie" feud, you know something is wrong. Everyone is intelligent enough to work through it without you acting like God all the time. So please, get over yourself and stop subjecting people to your immature bitch-fits all the time. later days.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Sledding!

Well, the first sledding escapade of the year was this past Saturday, props to everyone who came out. It was actually wicked amounts of fun, we should all do it again sometime because well.. it was hilarious, follwed by hot chocolate [or coffee] and movies at someones house. Anyway, here are the pictures from my camera, I still need to get the ones from Jackie, especially the ones of Jessica and I on those bumps ahahahah... Starting from the end of the night, because well, that's how it got put on here and it took way to long to fucking change it all around anyway. So Enjoy.

Oh man, right after Jess and I went over those bumps.. eff that.

Alex's power stance Yes! Jackie was our Photographer thanks to her knee getting screwed.
Kate likes to hump things I find.. Like me..
Probably the most retarded picture of me ever.. thats cool
Haha "the crew"
Man, that saucer flew. Outrageous.
Nice try Jessica, but we see your face.
Look at these two hotties.. cmon now
There was alot of this going on that night... hahah
Yep, I'm jacked.
I think, he was trying to touch my boob.. Not certain.. But pretty sure.. lol
Jess likes Doggy Style hahah
We are so gangster.
That was a long friggen walk.. Dang.
No Idea what Kate is doing there...
Ride 'Em Cowboy!
Hot A-Mac, very hot.
I look so retarded.. Like all the time..
Man that sled is like, 7 years old.. Frick and it didn't even break...
This is the beginning of the end. Haha..
Well I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I did, and I suggest we all go next time, because God was that fun.
later days.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Update

Yesterday was a great day! School was interesting (we got to watch some... well basically dutch porn in Sociology, but that's not why I'm posting). I told some of you about my date with the bouncer, some of you I didn't but that's okay, you get to hear about it now. First though, I'll give you some background information. I met the the bouncer two Saturdays ago through Jackie (she works with him at co-op) at the Pat. I thought he was pretty hot, kinda of short but generally just hot and nice haha. I figured if he would show interest in anyone it would be either Jackie (because he already knows that she's awesome) or Michelle (for obvious reasons I don't need to point out), so I just passed it off as nothing and went about my business. Well apparently he found me extremely cute, which Jackie promptly told me during that night and well, I was flattered. So at the end of the night I said it was nice to meet him and we went home. Sometime this past week Jackie told us that we had to go back to the Pat just this past Saturday and to be perfectly honest, I was kind of excited to go back. I mean, if he thought that I was cute there was no harm in... becoming cuter was there? Well anyway back to the story. Michelle and I showed up at about 10 and it was pretty dead in there, but being the amazing fun-havers that we are just sort of pissed around. The bouncer came to the smoke doors at about 10:30 and I worked up the nerve to go talk to him. He didn't remember me, ouch. But it was understandable, I was wearing my glasses and my hair up, so no harm no foul. He finally figured out who I was and promptly told me that I'm much cuter with my glasses on and my hair up. The night progressed, and after much flirting he asked me if I wanted to do something sometime.. uh.. DUH of course I did. So he got my number and whatnot and we made plans for monday. Okay, so here is the actual date. I went over to his place at 6pm and we went for a fairly long walk up and down the river, just asking each other questions and telling each other stories. It was really sweet. I found out that he is actually good friends with Chris Barkway. For those of you who understand what that means, yeah, we were both pretty weirded out by that. We got back to his place, and decided to watch a movie. What movie did we watch you ask? Scarface. Haha which was totally awesome because I definately have never seen it before. And what did we do during the entire movie? Talk more. He is such a sweetheart, he told me about how he grilled Jackie about me and other things that I won't mention. After Scarface was done it was about 10pm so we decided to watch another movie, and he asked me to come to his Christmas party thing for the Pat with him.. We watched Dazed and Confused. He picked that one because I told him that I loved it. Awww. And there was actual physical contact during that movie! We actually cuddled, and it was fantastic. Anyway, the night ended and he walked me to my car, it was completely innocent and adorable. I think he's exactly what I need right now.. and I'm seeing him again on Wednesday... Sigh.. later days..

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Well Now..

Hmm, I haven't posted in a while.. Haha basically a month since anything of actual substance was posted anyway.. So I think it's time for an update on my holidays.. School was done Dec. 4 for me.. Yes I know you all hated me because I had no finals, but whatever I know that you'll get over it. December was filled with work, and lots of it really. Also, spending far too much money. Yikes. Christmas was fantastic, I love family Christmii [fuck you all that's my plural for Christmas], they are what I really look forward to all year. My whole family bombing down to my house on Christmas Day, getting drunk, eating excessively and playing shinny. Also there are always the relatively bitchy comments from my Auntie Ag who is like.. 90 years old and well.. Very cranky.. Haha but I love her anyway. This year there was alot of nintendo played by all, and excessive drinking done by myself and my cousin Jordan. It was quite the fabulous time, I love all my cousins and I don't really understand how people can dislike family... But I mean, everyone has different situations so it's understandable. Boxing day was spent at Table Mountain with my entire family, plus Ben Smale and my cousin Coryn. [Yeah I know, it's strange that Ben came, but he pretty much always does] It was SO MUCH FUN! The weather was awesome, and I got to try out my new jacket and whatnot. Ben is always super fun to hang out with.. And we came out of the day with a few good inside jokes.. "Why don't you break another binding!?", "Why don't you lose another iPod!?!" ahaha.. Too much fun.. We bicker like an old married couple, which is cool. Now I'm totally looking forward to going on Jan 27 with Jackie and everyone, it should be fantasmic! Um... Oh yeah, New Years. Well, you all know I just really hate New Years in general.. And this year once again solidified that hatred. But that's okay, everyone else had a great time which is really what mattered... And I was glad to have to work the next day. Now school has began again, and everything is back to semi-normal.. Almost. later days.