Thursday, December 21, 2006
Love It
Omg this is the funniest thing I've ever read, it was an email but I/Michelle decided that I should blog it instead...
Leave me your sentences!!!
Pick the month you were born:
January----I kicked
February---I loved
March------I smoked
April-------I dry humped
May--------I choked on
June--------I murdered
July---------I did the Macarena with
August------I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October-----I sang to
November--I yelled at
December---I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10------my neighbor
11------my science teacher
12------a banana
13------a fireman
14------a stuffed animal
15------a goat
16------a pickle
19------your mom
18------a spoon
19------myself
20------a baseball bat
21------a ninja
22------Chuck Norris
23------a noodle
24------a squirrel
25------a football player
26------my sister
27------my brother
28------an ipod
29------a permanent m arker
30------a llama
31------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White-------because I'm cool like that
Black--------because that's how I roll
Pink---------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red---------because the voices told me to.
Blue---------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green-------because I hate myself
Purple-------because I'm cool
Gray---------because I was drunk
Yellow-------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange ------because I hate my family
Brown-------because I was high
Other-------because I'm a ninja
None--------because I can't control myself
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7 comments:
I Did The Macarena With A Phone, Because That's How I Roll!
oh yeah..
I ran over a stuffed animal because I can't control myself!
The hatred?? lol.. meanie.. ;)
I dry humped a spoon because I'm cool like that!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
I smoked a monster because I was drunk.
lol well last night I smoked an iPod because I was high...
today...
I smoked an iPod because I'm cool like that / I smoked an iPod because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
I kicked a fork because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Boo YAH!
I smoked a baseball bat because it's how I roll and I'm NOT a homosexual.
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