Love It

Omg this is the funniest thing I've ever read, it was an email but I/Michelle decided that I should blog it instead... Leave me your sentences!!! Pick the month you were born: January----I kicked February---I loved March------I smoked April-------I dry humped May--------I choked on June--------I murdered July---------I did the Macarena with August------I had lunch with September--I danced with October-----I sang to November--I yelled at December---I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a Mexican 6-------a gangster 7-------my cell phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10------my neighbor 11------my science teacher 12------a banana 13------a fireman 14------a stuffed animal 15------a goat 16------a pickle 19------your mom 18------a spoon 19------myself 20------a baseball bat 21------a ninja 22------Chuck Norris 23------a noodle 24------a squirrel 25------a football player 26------my sister 27------my brother 28------an ipod 29------a permanent m arker 30------a llama 31------A homeless guy Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White-------because I'm cool like that Black--------because that's how I roll Pink---------because I'm NOT a homosexual. Red---------because the voices told me to. Blue---------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green-------because I hate myself Purple-------because I'm cool Gray---------because I was drunk Yellow-------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange ------because I hate my family Brown-------because I was high Other-------because I'm a ninja None--------because I can't control myself